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1000 push-ups in 1000 minutes

Degenerate gambler Terrence "Not Johnny" Chan posted an interesting question: could he do 1000 push-ups in 1000 minutes? Without training for it, of course. The speed record for 1000 pushups is 18:13 so it's hardly impossible, but the challenge is akin to the question of whether an untrained person could walk a marathon.

The review of The Dark Knight I almost wish I'd written

Michael Wood turns in this review of The Dark Knight, and to my mind it is interesting and right in many ways. It's understanding of The Joker is one I wish I'd written. Also, virtually every paragraph beyond this one (plus also, Wood's review) is rife with spoilers, so you have been warned.

The Duvel Made Him Do It

So by rights this should be a beer-blogging post, and it is of sorts:

The Duvel made him do it

Thank you Ewoud (a good citizen of a low country and a fan of the Duvel), for the excellent present of a wool Duvel cap, which is now my new favorite hat. Appropriately, it arrived on a day when it is raining cats and dogs, and when I'm a gin and a trombone away from thinking it was cyclocross season.

Beer blogging double: Petrus Dubbel Bruin, Duvel

It was a double of Belgians tonight. Well, really, one last night and one tonight, but we're blogging 'em as a doubleheader. Last night's was the Petrus, third from the right, and tonight's was the Duvel, second from left:

Beer blogging: Chimay

Update: Red, darnit. This review previously said I was drinking Chimay Blue, but in fact I was drinking and reviewing Chimay Red. I am such a doofus.

Beer blogging: La Binchoise Blonde

Today's beer is La Binchoise Blonde, a blonde ale, but "only" 6.2% ABV. Far left in the reference photo:

And now, a brief review of my Zune 8 GB

Some weeks back, Matchstick was kind enough to send me an 8 GB Zune (think iPod Nano and you've got it), which has some mildly clever features and is very pretty. It looks exactly like a very tasteful clone of the iPod Nano as designed by Microsoft, and I mean that as a compliment.

It is also a very competent media player (mostly music, really) released at the very moment in time when standalone portable media players have ceased to be interesting.

Beer blogging: Tripel Karmeliet

Day 2, and our selection is the one with nuns on the label, Tripel Karmeliet (danger: Flash, noise, no direct link to the beer itself, a veritable panoply of flashcrap), the one on the right in the photo:8 Belgian beers. Yummy.

Beer Blogging: Echt Kriekenbier

As a very special anniversary present, TLO bought me a monkey-puzzle tree.

Ryan standing beside his new monkey-puzzle tree

She also bought me a bunch of fancy Belgian beers, and I thought it might be fun to blog them. Fun for me, that is: I get to drink 'em. You just get to be jealous.

8 Belgian beers. Yummy.

Sentence of the week. Heck, this is August; probably sentence of the month

"We propose a fundamental principle to be observed at the outset of this debate: Let's not try to protect ourselves from crazy people by trying to out-crazy them."

From "The Post editorial board on the Greyhound murder: The government's best policy response is to ... do nothing"

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