Wired Cola Reports Second Quarter Results
Earnings per Share Infinituples
BURNABY, B.C. — May 13, 2004 — Wired Cola®, Inc. (VSE: WIRED) today announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 second quarter ended March 15, 2004. For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $1.00. These results compare to a net profit of $0.00 in the year-ago quarter. Revenue for the quarter was $12.99, up ∞ percent from the year-ago quarter, and up ∞ percent sequentially.
Day of the Zinger
I made my co-workers laugh, full-on and uncontrollably, for about 5 minutes today after pulling an unintentional pratfall as I tried to sit down.
But The Lovely One got the best lines of today:
"Good movies don't need to be re-made, because they were already made!"
"The British have Shakespeare, the Americans have Roddenberry."
That latter one in the context of Patrick Stewart's career, of course. (And Canadians have Shatner....)
