Wired Cola

So, as we established about a month ago, I'll buy anything.

But after a month, I finally understand what it is I've bought!

Because I don't want to tell tales out of school, of the "co-worker X is such a jerk" variety, or whatnot. But this anecdote shall be told because the only person who looks like a jerk is me, and virtually all my co-workers heard it firsthand.

At a meeting today, while discussing the relative merits of two user interfaces, I described the debate as akin to arguing over "the tastiest part of a booger."

The next performance review should be awesome!