Wired Cola

I mean, just read this. It's like being insulted by a developmentally disabled child: sure, he's trying to be mean, but it's just sad.

I'm being insulted about our hockey team by a gent from Saskatoon? Seriously? A city that's not even grand enough to have had its pro hockey team leave town? That's right, Winnipeg and Quebec City look down on you because at least they used to have the Jets and Nordiques. At least you still have the Roughriders, a team whose name was re-used for an extra-tough condom, and whose mascot is, I kid you not, The Flame. I can't make this stuff up, folks, Saskatoon already made it up for me.

Oh snap! You mean the Roughies play in Regina? I take it all back: you don't have that going for you.

Saskboy should just abandon stuff and go back to Pile O' Bones, or wherever it is he is from. Look me up next time you're in Vancouver, boy, and I'll show you marvels like a ten-story building. They have these things called elevators that you don't put grain in! It's crazy!