Wired Cola

Apropos of nothing at all, here's a list of consumer goods I don't need, but would enjoy tremendously.

Pentax 50mm f/1.4 lens (auto focus; i.e. F-series or later)

camera bag to hold one SLR, one other lens, and a big honking flash.

big honking flash (Metz 48 AF-1, Pentax AF540FGZ, or even some old non P-TTL flash)

Decent full-size tripod

Contour HD helmet cam.

Make magazine subscription

iPhone

Trip to Greece

Cadillac CTS-V Sportwagon

Kensington Expert "Mouse" trackball. Seriously, why is the best trackball ever made called a mouse?

Alcohol

Something nice for my Wii